Did you know that the US military tracks Santa across the globe via NORAD?

And did you know that the company – US Allegiance – that makes all this fun happen (outside of owning the satellite, of course) is located right here in BEND, OREGON? Don’t feel bad. I didn’t know either.

But – it’s true. And they found me, asked me to photograph COOKIES for them, and awesomeness ensued.

I give thee: